I’m NOT fat in this picture. It’s a bad angle…the camera adds 10…or 20 pounds. It’s true! I heard it on TV. Maybe…Mom HAS sung this to me but I don’t understand it… blue ain’t my color?
Ok, Maybe I’m a LITTLE fat in this picture. This is me, Samantha Rose, before Mom decided I was going to go on this “diet” thing. You will get to read the journal mom made me keep when we got started and hear from my perspective what it is like to be a dog on a diet. The first few months were no fun at all! Mom said I had to get something called my metabolism kick-started so she practically STARVED me. It was awful. But eventually, I guess it got itself in gear and now I am allowed to eat more things. It’s not so bad now. This is the story of my diet and how I’m going to maintain my good looks. I never want to be fat again!