4/15/2017
I smell ham. I know I smell ham. Mom smells like ham. It’s one of those holiday things where she makes lots of meat food. I smell bacon too. She cooked. She said she was just going over to Grandpa’s house yesterday, but I know she cooked! Everything smells like ham. And bacon. I want what she’s been cooking! After all, I am part of the family. I should get to eat the same thing as everybody else. Plus my food. I’m cute too. That gets me bonus points! Somebody will feed me.
4/16/2017
It was all excitement yesterday. Mom pulled out a big basket. There was food in it. It smelled like ham! And bacon! And eggs. And cheese. And bread. Food. Food food food! All I smell is food! I want food. But did I get food yesterday? No! Mom wouldn’t let me have any. In fact, she cheated me out of a meal again. I have come to expect this on Fridays. I thought I made it through this past week because Mom was so busy on Friday with HAM. But she did it yesterday. And everything smells like food. I’m so hungry.
4/17/2017
Yesterday I got a little people food. It wasn’t very much. Just a little. Not near enough for how cute I am! But at least I got some. Perhaps the starvation is over and this was my celebration meal. Maybe Mom will continue to feed me people food. I hope so.
4/18/2017
No people food yesterday! None. I was back to my regular food schedule. Which is still not back to what it used to be. We went for a walk later in the morning though. And the neighbor lady gave me a ball! I’m very cute and I get presents just for walking down the street! I chased a bicycle too! Well, I tried to and I pulled Mom down on the wet grass! Haha. Serves her right for trying to starve me. The bicycle got away though.
4/19/2017
Yesterday was normal food. Shorted normal but what passes for normal around here any more. I know there is more ham around. I catch whiffs of it every now and again. But nobody thinks of the dog when they’re eating. You can stare straight at them and they just act like they can’t hear you staring. Even when you know they can hear you staring. Nobody thinks of the poor hungry wasting away dog. Sigh. It’s such a sad life when people eat and won’t share any with you. I’m cute and everything!
4/20/2017
I got her! I outsmarted Mom and taught her a lesson! HA! She only gave me two meals yesterday. I am supposed to get at least three. Plus snacks. I should get snacks. and treats. And shares. But I digress. She thought I wouldn’t notice. But I got her! At 2:30 in the morning, I came across a plate of the cats’ wet food and I stole it! Mom heard me slurping and woke up to yell at me and took the plate off of me but it was too late! I already ate the cat food that was on the plate! Haha. I got my three meals! Mom still has no idea how I got that plate and I’ll never tell her. I got my three meals! Even if I did have to do it myself! I am a very resourceful doggie. I am so proud of me! I not only got my three meals, one of the was cat food. And I love cat food!
4/21/2017
Shhhhhhhh. Mom screwed up yesterday. I got extra dry food in my lunch! I watched her. She put two scoops in. Just like she used to! Just like she is supposed to before all this starving me nonsense started. And I got a scoop for dinner too! The famine may be coming to an end. Mom is starting to feed me again! YAY! Maybe now we will GO on that diet. Because I don’t know what ever happened to that but I know we never did GO! And the vet said we were supposed to.